Does that guy next to me smell or do I smell? Or did someone fart? It's like halfway in between fart smell and B.O. smell. When we smell farts, is that basically like a teeny tiny particle of someone else's poop travelling up into our noses? That's gross. I hope not. Poop. Poooooop. Do I have to poop right now? If I do have to poop, where will I go? Omg, where will I go?? Maybe the locker room here has those scented relaxation candles? But then it'll just smell like Eucoalyptus poop, which is actually worse than poop, albeit slightly more relaxing.